Bill Maher, the host of “Real Time,” ended his show on Friday night, March 12, by warning about Chinese Communist Party’s (CCP) growing supremacy over the United States.

“You’re not going to win the battle for the 21st century if you are a silly people. And Americans are a silly people,” Maher said at the start of his monologue, referring to a “Lawrence of Arabia” quotation.

“Do you know who doesn’t care that there’s a stereotype of a Chinese man in a Dr. Seuss book? China,” he said. “All 1.4 billion of them couldn’t give a crouching tiger flying [expletive removed] because they’re not a silly people. If anything, they are as serious as a prison fight.”

From the death camps for Uighur Muslims to its handling of Hong Kong, Maher admitted that CCP does “bad stuff.”

But “There’s got to be something between an authoritarian government that tells everyone what to do and a representative government that can’t do anything at all,” he stressed.

“In two generations, China has built 500 entire cities from scratch, moved the majority of their huge population from poverty to the middle class, and mostly cornered the market in 5G and pharmaceuticals. Oh, and they bought Africa.” According to Maher, the CCP’s global Silk Road infrastructure initiative is a good example.

He continued, “In China alone, they have 40,000 kilometers [24854.84 miles] of high-speed rail. America has none. … We’ve been having Infrastructure Week every week since 2009 but we never do anything. Half the country is having a never-ending woke competition deciding whether Mr. Potato Head has a [expletive removed] and the other half believes we have to stop the lizard people because they’re eating babies. We are a silly people.”

“Nothing ever moves in this impacted colon of a country. We see a problem and we ignore it, lie about it, fight about it, endlessly litigate it, sunset clause it, kick it down the road, and then write a bill where a half-assed solution doesn’t kick in for 10 years,” Maher explained. “China sees a problem and they fix it. They build a dam. We debate what to rename it.”

He compared how a 57-story skyscraper in China was completed in “19 days” and Beijing’s Sanyuan Bridge was demolished and reconstructed in “43 hours” to how it took “ten years” for a bus line in San Francisco to pass its environmental review and “16 years” to build the Big Dig tunnel in Boston.

“We bingewatch, they bingebuild. When COVID hit Wuhan, the city built a quarantine center with 4,000 rooms in 10 days and they barely had to use it because they quickly arrested the rest of the disease,” Maher said. “They were back to throwing raves in swimming pools while we were stuck at home surfing the dark web for black market Charmin. We’re not losing to China, we lost. The returns just haven’t all come in yet. They’ve made robots that check a kid’s temperature and got their asses back in school. Most of our kids are still pretending to take Zoom classes while they watch TikTok and their brain cells fully commit ritual suicide.”

Maher then went after Democratic New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, accusing him of lowering education quality by removing merit and replacing it with a lottery system for admission to advanced learning colleges.

“Do you think China’s [the CCP’s] doing that, letting political correctness get in the way of nurturing their best and brightest?” Maher continued. “Do you think Chinese colleges are offering courses in ‘The Philosophy of Star Trek,’ ‘The Sociology of Seinfeld,’ and ‘Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse’? Those are real and so is China [the CCP]. And they are eating our lunch. And believe me, in an hour, they’ll be hungry again.”  


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